We Call It The Junior Hooker Dept.

I'm one of those moms who says things to her dd15 in the dressing room like, "Sorry, that top is too low-cut," or "Squat down so I can see how low those jeans go in the back."

Apparently, I'm old school, because I can't even relate to the kind of mom columnist Margery Eagan describes here.

Yet somehow what she says rings true. I guess when I'm in the store complaining, "Who buys this junk?" (or this), I'm talking about those moms. After all, somebody's buying this garbage, or the stores wouldn't keep selling it.